1. ROFLMAO ;)
2. rub his junk on it
3.safety goggles
4. Seeing a couple fuck at the park
5. shaving master
6. shes got evil liquid secrets in her pussy
7. shocked by his size
8. sighhh those sounds im done
9. So deep almost got stuck Hahahha couldn't get out p drowning in the pussy like.....
10. some underwater activities dont require lube.
11. Someones in the house
12. sometimes mom needs to chill on the beer drinking haha ;)
13. Soooo relatable smh
14. sounds like a catchy tune
15. Sticky fingers
16. Take me now
17. That fancy pillow talk ;) Hahahhahaha
18. That sexy facial hair
19. The first step is admitting you have a problem ;)
20. The kinda crazy i like, you got me losing my mind
21. There's something about the way you move ya, every little single thing you do, is like one part angel and one part danger
22. This man is so filthy.....goddamn
23. this mannn thooo hahaha filthy
24. Throwback Jack had it going on
25. to him...you know who you are...
26. To my certain friend, this ones for you
27. too true too true
28. using your fingers
29. valet park my fucks
30. voice acting on point
31. Wait.....what! ROFL the juices are flowing....oh damn! Pineapples! _ she wasn't ready!
32. golden shower
33. what a fucking cutie pie
34. what dat mouf do
35. What's your favourite hobby Uhh motorboating... Oh cool I like boating too hahahah
36. When a dude whips it out at the club
37. when a family member doesnt speak english and dances to the music
38. when he doesnt give u oral sex so u bring out the sass
39. When I meet people like me on Tumblr
40. When people with amazing teeth say they hate their teeth
41. When she says those freak words in bed XD
42. When she's havin a bad day and you can't afford roses and chocolate
43. When someone stops you from getting the pussy
44. When the teddy bears take over the fucking picnic lol!
45. when u meet a girl on WOW and u finally get to hit it
46. When you bought some faulty Viagra. Lol!
47. When you have never fingered a girl before
48. When you havent seen ur gf in a while
49. when you miss school or work
50. When you regretfully scroll through your newsfeed
51. When your erection lasts longer than 4 hours
52. When your in laws have to criticize everything you do yet you put love and effort into that cake
53. When your lover ain't treating U right lmaoooo
54. When your roommate moves shit around and you just want tea
55. When youre all talk in the bedroom and he calls your bluff
56. When youre all talk in the bedroom and he calls your bluff
57. When you're busy gaming and ignore your gf
58. when youre drunk and dancing
59. When you're hungry and horny at the same time lol!
60. When you've reached the last straw and start going crazy
61. When you've reached the last straw and start going crazy
62. YAHH BABY!
63. Yes must be her cooking skills ;) she can toss a mean salad
64. yesssss and you made me do it
65. You're like my big toe, Id bang you off every piece of furniture ;) lol
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