Word Of The Day #55.

Portent

Portent n. A sign or warning that something significant is likely to happen. “an occurrence of crucial portent.”

Grama's Kitchen. Stuffed Pork Tenderloin and Potato Bacon Soup Review.

So they had this stuffed pork tenderloin on special when we went in :D. Its a pork tenderloin stuffed with a sage stuffing and covered in a mushroom white wine sauce gravy..as they call it haha. The stuffing was EVERYTHING! I also loved the gravy!! You should know me by now that I loveee my gravy hahaha. I thought the pork itself was good but if not in the gravy, it was kinda dry...I felt it tasted better as a leftover, I rate it 3.5/5 I wanted to say 4 but meat dryness did it in for me.

I also had the potato with bacon soup, it was different than my favourite potato bacon soup from Timmies, this was just a cream soup, no chunks of potato and was thin, it needed more bacon but I really did enjoy it, 3/5. I felt it was just good for what it was haha, idk.

Word Of The Day #54.

Surreal

Surreal adj. Having the disorienting quality of a dream; unreal; fantastic. “There was something surreal about the diving accident.”

My First Time Having Sushi. California Roll Review.

So I had visted Farmboy and they had a sushi counter. I was contemplating some but I had not yet ever tried any, sushi made me nervous. I stood there unsure if I should spend an arm and a leg on sushi, just in case I really hated it. At that moment when I said aloud my predicament, a woman came over with a tray of samples! Yay! I decided to go something "simple" and try a California roll. My little brother likes cucumber rolls but decided to try something with a spicy sauce. So I was quick to eat it, something about small pieces I was like oh how exciting lol. I thought it was alright haha I mean not the greatest thing I've eaten but I would eat it again if it was the only thing I could have haha, or if the other options I didnt care for. I overall wanted to eat more sushi than before...which was none haha because if I ever met my hero, I know he loves sushi and I dont wanna be that one weird person in the group not having any...LOL lame I know. I rate it 3/5. I didnt wanna say 2.5 but it was just okay haha, I did like the crab or imitation crab they used in it haha, I heard they can use either of the Cali roll but I dont know the difference as I have only had imitation crab before and not any of the real stuff haha.

Farm Boy Corn Dog Review.

So Farmboy had their own version of a "pogo" which is a corn dog obviously haha. I thought the hotdog was an interesting less hot dog looking hot dog until half way through haha. As you can see in the photo the hotdog didnt look like a hotdog but it tasted GOOD I think I prefer these over the actual Pogos because these have thinner breading and I prefer that :D, I just feel these are best eaten ASAP haha, otherwise the breading does get a little soft 4/5.

Farm Boy Vegetable Spring Rolls Review.

So I went to FarmBoy for the first time recently, it's a grocery store...but with all the bells and whistles haha it was so fun, I almost cried. ANYWAY haha! I decided to try their vegetable spring rolls. I feel they tasted better the following day or two than the day I got them, they were kinda lackluster but as the time went on, I really did like them they were good! I rate them 3.5/5.

Harvey's Cinnamon Donuts Review.

Okay okay okay okay!!!! Harvey's cinnamon donuts 2.99 for 8 legit for 4 for 1.99 a dollar for 4 more YES of course hahaha. I've had them twice since this review hahahaha! I loveeee them!! They taste like funnel cake and the cinnamon is great, they come hot and fried in front of you. LEGIT I fucking love these hahahaha, I cry almost when I eat them. I dont need love, I got donuts hahaha. 5/5.

Goetze's Candy. Cow Tales Review.

I had been dying for the Caramel Creams (bulls eyes) but they no longer sell them here, I went into this specialty candy store to pick up these cow tails which are made by the same brand.

I first tried out the Chocolate cow tale: I felt it was more chocolately than I wanted but it was still pretty good 3/5.

Then I tried out the Strawberry cow tale: It was alright, the smell was better than the taste. It was certainly an interesting flavour. I dont know how much I liked the cream centre with the strawberry I didnt feel it went that well together 2.5/5.

Lastly I tried out the Vanilla cow tale: I was told online it was the same as the Bulls eye but elongated...IDK haha I loved them though, well not as much as I wanted...I was under the assumption these cow tales were sweeter and creamier with more milk than the bulls eyes, but Im not sure haha. I feel the texture throws me off and makes me unsure haha I miss the bulls eyes texture but the flavour is very similar and likely the same...I tried to message the company but no word back yet... 4/5.

Nandos Peri Peri Chicken Review.

CHEEKY NANDOS!!! :D Lol! I honestly was surprised when I went in, it was a full out restaurant haha I thought it was fast food haha boy was I mistaken LOL! We got half a chicken, 5 wings, 2 skewers, classic fries and garlic mashed potatoes. Let me break it down. 

The chicken was fantastic! Weather it was the half chicken or the skewers it was really good esp for a pricey restaurant lol. We got the chicken plain-ish but we did get garlic sauce, it was HOT haha. The skewers had a lime and something sauce, it was my fav part of the chicken besides the fact that grilled meats trigger me... :(. Besides that....I loved it. I rate the skewers 4.5/5. I rate the half chicken 4/5. I rate the sauce (sorry no photo) 3/5 I didn't love it but I did really like how it added to the chicken.

The fries were GOOOD! Exactly what I'd want from a restaurant. I could eat millions of them haha, I decided to have mine dry without ketchup and they were still great!! I rate them 4.5/5. 

Lastly the garlic mashed potatoes, wow! One of the best mashed I've had! I would get it again hands down, along with all the other items on the list lol just needs more skewers aha. I rate the mashed 3.5/5. I would give it a 4 but the serving was tiny.

Overall I did like the price but was a little high for the small servings but we will be going again!!!  

Dairy Queen Potato Skins Review.

Sooo I should've gotten a better pic, sorry haha. I decided to try these as I was blown away to hear a fast food place had potato skins (That wasn't Tim Hortons..cause I could see it there haha). I felt there was too much cheese..or should've went a better cheese. I didn't know what the sauce like stuff was under the cheese but I didn't really like it...Idk I would order this again if I was there and craving it but other than that not really...I rate it 3ish/5. I didnt wanna give it a 2.5 or a 3 haha. I loved how the potato tasted and it was piping hot :D woo! 

Word Of The Day 53.

Tenuous

Tenuous adj. Very weak or slight; insubstantial. “A tenuous argument.”

Haribo Fruity Fruit Candy Review.

This is my second Haribo product :D. These are fruity fruit gummies, fruit shaped gummies with a liquid sweet centre in each. The orange is very flavourful :3 a really good orange flavour I rate it 4/5. The green I couldn't really tell the flavour but it was strong, kinda like apple I'm not sure I rate it 3.5/5. Final red if that was the intended colour, it's not too bad probably my least fav lol has a very simulated cherry like flavour lol, the other two tasted less fake lol, I rate this one 2.5/5.

Word Of The Day #52.

Acrid

Acrid adj. Having an irritatingly strong and unpleasant taste or smell. Angry and bitter. “An acrid odor filled the room.”

Word Of The Day #51.

Ethereal

Ethereal adj. Characterized by lightness and insubstantiality; intangible. “Her fragrance lingered in the room, an ethereal reminder of her presence.” 2. Highly refined; delicate. “Ethereal beauty.”

Bowlful. Rice Vermicelli Bowl Beef Soup Review.

WELLLL I was in a rush and grabbed this cup noodle at the dollar store haha legit cost me a dollar. It came with two or three seasoning packets and one sauce, the sauce was an ODDDDDD texture I almost threw up hahaha! It had an acquired smell to it but overall it wasn't the worst soup I've had, I wouldn't get it again as it lacked flavour...legit didn't taste like much haha and wasn't worth a dollar. I rate it 2/5.

Word Of The Day #50.

Futile

Futile adj. Incapable of producing any useful result; pointless. “All of his attempts to rectify the situation proved futile.”

The Difference Between Compliments and Cat Calling.

There’s a line.

“I like your dress!” is acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! You’re gorgeous!” is also acceptable. “I like how your dress clings to your ass, sexy!” is NOT acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! Nice tits!” is also not acceptable.

Let’s put it like this.

If your “compliment” refers directly to:

• a person’s ass
• their genitals
• their breasts (or lack thereof)
• how much you want to have sex with them
• how you want to have sex with them
• wanting to have sex with them against their will
• seeing certain parts of that person’s anatomy (sexual or not) in a specific, sexual act
• calling the person a name that is considered ‘degrading’ or involves profanity
• ‘pet names’ on a stranger

then it is not a compliment, it is catcalling, and consequently, is harassment.

So as I was saying. There’s a line. “Hello, beautiful.” is alright. But “Hello, beautiful. Those lips look perfect for sucking my cock.” has crossed that line.

Here’s a good litmus test: Would you pay a woman the same “compliment” if your mom was standing right next to you? 

If not, keep your mouth shut.

Here’s another test: would you say it to your mom? If not that’s probably because you’re doing something creepy and/or overtly sexual.

Telling your mom she looks gorgeous or has a nice dress on is a legitimate compliment on a person’s appearance. Remarking on your mom’s ass, tits or acts you’d like to perform with/to her is a cat call and is no better said to a stranger than to your mother.

I’d like to add that, even if your comment is simply “You look beautiful.” and the person does not respond favorably too it just leave them alone. They don’t have to take your compliment, however well meant it is.

Another thing i would like to add: if the girl is/looks/seems underage and you are a grown fucking man DONT SAY ANYTHING!!!! I DONT CARE HOW ‘WELL MEANT’ IT WAS. WE ARE CHILDREN AND WE DONT NEED THAT SHIT!

Thanks to those that contributed to this post <3.

NSFWish. Nursery Rhymes For The 21st Century.

Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead, And now it goes to school each day,
Between two bits of bread.


Jack and Jill went up the hill, he planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass, now his two front teeth are missing.


Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch poor Rover a bone. When she bent over, Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own. 

Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as now, the lamb went to the club one night and dropped it hella low.

Mary Mary quite contrary, How has your garden thrived? With fertilizers and chemicals? Or is it genetically modified? 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, kissed the girl and didn't know why. When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too because he was gay.


Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown, The silly man would have looked better If he waited till the warmer weather.


Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,Had a wife and couldn't keep her! She slipped through his fingers like sand
So he ordered another one from Thailand.


A diller, a dollar, a 10 o'clock scholar, What makes you come so soon? You used to come at 10 o'clock But now you come as soon as you enter the room.


Twinkle, twinkle little star,  How I wonder what you are? Are you a star twinkling bright? Or just another bloody satellite


Twinkle, twinkle little star,  How I wonder what you are? Are you the star I saw before?Or an earth destroying meteor?


One, two, three, four, five. Once I caught a fish alive, But what we couldn’t see, The fish was full of Mercury.


Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. We just couldn’t wait to have more fun, As we heated some more in a spoon.


Little Boy Blue Come blow your horn, And I’ll make you a superstar In the world of porn.


Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To get her and doggie some bread. When she got there
The cupboard was bare, So she ate the doggie instead.


As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Seven wives now that’s really tough, I’ve got one and that’s enough.


Jack was nimble and came too quick,so Jill had to use the candle stick. 

Jack and Jill went into town, to fetch some chips and sweeties. Now he can't keep his heart rate down and she's got diabetes.

Word Of The Day #49.

Apoplectic

Apoplectic adj. Overcome with anger; extremely indignant. “He showed apoplectic rage.”

My Weavesilk Creations.

Doritos Collisions Habanero and Guacamole Review.

I'm normally not into spicy chips but how could I pass up trying new things for you guys!?! I normally don't like guacamole like I think its grossss lol! The chip though was good! The spice was nice and not too strong, I rate it 4/5. I then had the habanero, the flavour was good but GOODNESS it was spicy! Make my nose almost run hahaha! I felt these both had a good spice to them but the guacamole def helped cool my mouth down LOL! I rate the habanero 3/5. I would go for those guacamole chips again!