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Saturday, 30 January 2016

23 Emotions People Feel But Can’t Explain.

  1. Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
  2. Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
  3. Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
  4. Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
  5. Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
  6. Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
  7. Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
  8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
  9. Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
  10. Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
  11. Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
  12. Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
  13. Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.
  14. Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.
  15. Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
  16. Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
  17. Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
  18. Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
  19. Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
  20. Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
  21. Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.
  22. Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
  23. Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

Saturday, 9 January 2016

Explain A Film Plot Badly. Lol!

American invades foreign land, kills local leadership struggles to find exit strategy. - Wizard Of Oz

A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill. -Batman

A girl has to pretend to be a man to be taken seriously. -Mulan

A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters. -Shrek

Small town doctor brings 3 people closer together. -Human Centipede

4 Kids came out of the closet. -Narnia

Boy spends 7 years being the third wheel. -Harry Potter

A lot of people do the ice bucket challenge, it doesn't end well. -Titanic

Neglected sociopathic child tries to murder 2 homeless men -Home Alone

Deadbeat dad tries to get his son to take over the family business. -Star Wars

Friday, 8 January 2016

I Felt Like A Celeb Hehehe!

Someone recently recognized me lol. She messaged me asking if I had an AO3 account, I thought she was just asking to see my work. I told her I had one and mentioned about it and the work I do and she replies with "Oh my god I knew it was you! I love your work! You reblogged a picture of mine and I thought I knew you from somewhere, Im crying." Im like what hahahaha like I felt like a famous person haha for the first time ever. Then she then went on to say I was one of the first septiplier writers she found to have good work. I then was crying myself hahaha.

Thursday, 7 January 2016

Synonyms For Penis. LOL!


writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?


and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use?


tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun