Sunday, 31 July 2016
Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly.
At age 30 you have spent a month having birthdays.
Pacman was the first survival game with the undead chasing you.
The band named "Gorillas" is a pun because a group of gorillas is called a band.
50% of Canada is the letter A.
I wonder if I am closer to my birth or my death right now?
You wake up when you die in a dream because you don't know what happens next.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Google is like CTLR F for the entire internet.
Unless your a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.
Your age is just how many laps you have down around a giant fire ball in the centre of the solar system.
A billionaire could give you .01% of their wealth and change your life while they would be virtually unaffected.
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...does that make me weak or strong?
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
The person who proof read Hitlers' speeches was a grammar nazi.
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running to or running from something.
In order to fall asleep you have to pretend to fall asleep.
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
Strap-on spelled backwards is no-parts.
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their victory if they added a corkscrew on their army knife.
"Don't kid yourself" could be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to is a doctor's appointment.
Family Guy is 90% Seth MacFarlane talking to himself.
Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.
History classes will only get harder and longer as time goes on.
A ton of people is literally 12-15 people.
When you bite down on something you are actually biting up because you can't move your top jaw.
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
Why aren't Iphone chargers called Apple Juice?
When you say "Forward" or "Back" your lips move in those directions.
Teenagers drive like they have limited time and the elderly drive like they have all the time in the world.
Geeky Sex Toys is selling the limited-edition collector set for $199.99, which comes with all four toys and a pokécase. Or you can buy them separately for $50–69 each.
There’s Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.
There’s Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.
Then there’s Charmy, a flame-shaped Charmander-inspired dildo.
There’s Squirty, which is inspired by Squirtle and has a large grooved turtle shell on its back.
And finally, there’s Piky, a butt plug that can turn you into the Pikachu you’ve always dreamed of being.
Saturday, 30 July 2016
The mango fruit chill smells good and tastes good, legit like mango juice in a very soft slushie like consistency lol. Good ^^ lol it's not anything special but I would get it again and at 1.99 for a small ain't too bad. I don't have a fav cold drink from Timmies but this was good, it would be my drink of choice. I miss the peach mango smoothie :(. I rate this one 3/5. The more I drank though the less is settled well with my stomach but it was still good overall. Like I said it was nothing special, it could have been sweeter in my opinion. They had orange pineapple but I'm not sure if orange and pineapple go well together.....I might try it before the summer is up, we will see.
The timbit was some kind of blueberry or blueberry muffin flavour, I thought it was good. I rate it 3.5/5. I'm not huge on blueberry muffins but this a good little bite :). I didn't see the sign I forgot what kind it was called, I tried searching it up and for some reason, none of the ones on google look like this one... XD it's also not on the menu on the website...idk.
Wednesday, 27 July 2016
I promise as a Youtuber: I will never let any rumours go ignored, I will not feed lies or gossip said about me and I will not do things scandalously or recklessly to get more views or subscribers.
I may clickbait and thirstrap but I will never deny things I have done wrong, if I do wrong and I will not put on a show.....or be someone other than me. I will not do things selfishly and I will have you guys in heart and in mind.....to do good.
Sunday, 24 July 2016
I bought these at Winners, there was only ONE bag. I didn't think these could be bought here as I had only seen them sold in the UK from their shop or Topshop. I was excited to try them out, I don't recall if I had ever had candy before from the UK. They certainly are....different. I'm not sure how I feel about them, the taste is acquired. I don't think I would get them again, if I saw them. I rate them 2/5.
Saturday, 23 July 2016
I thought I would try out the potato wedges, I'm always nervous about potato wedges, unless they are from a bar those are pretty good majority of the time haha. I decided not to spend 50 cents on a dip, she threw ketchup in the bag anyway haha. I paid 2 bucks for them which is a good price for food there haha, Timmies is rather pricey and sometimes not worth it, depends what you buy though. The first few wedges tasted great, a good potato wedge but they got cold fast and the hard crunchy parts got worse with the cold temp. I would eat them again but I doubt I would buy them again, maybe if I went earlier in the day because going the time I did, probably changed them. I rate them 2.5/5.
Thursday, 21 July 2016
I decided to try this out this morning. Four Cheese Bagel With Bacon AND Sausage. You can order sausage or bacon but I got both haha for an extra dollar lol. I shouldve asked for butter on it but oh well haha it was still really good besides not having butter made it a little dry lol. I though felt for some odd reason it was a tad spicy....why?! Im not sure like it was still great haha needed more bacon though but Im sure I wouldve had to pay extra for that too haha, next time ill probably just order bacon only and just double it haha. I didnt like the price though it was almsot 6 bucks with tax so sad...i was better off getting a combo for that price smh....lol I rate it 4.5/5.
Monday, 18 July 2016
I loved the pancakes and between the layers was a custard, I guess haha. It was really good but I didn't get to finish it, as it got really soggy and gross. The fruit cocktail was a strawberry pineapple mango I think haha. It was delicious it just needed rum hahaahaa! I rate the pancakes 4/5 and the drink 4.5/5.
They taste like the last ones I had but even less salty....they are bland and I wouldn't get them again. I have been eating too many veggie sticks of different brands over the last not even week and a half haha. I rate them 2/5.
Sunday, 17 July 2016
Thursday, 14 July 2016
Knock offs from the real veggie straws which are amazing lol these tho are 4/5 it tastes the same just less salty which was okay but I missed the salt haha. I know a lot of people disliked the other brand due to too much salt so these would be perfect for them.
Wednesday, 13 July 2016
Tuesday, 12 July 2016
Monday, 11 July 2016
1 : of or relating to a sensory threshold
2 : barely perceptible
3 : of, relating to, or being an intermediate state, phase, or condition : in-between,transitional
"Kipling is drawn to images of his characters sitting in perilous places, because he aims to communicate a liminal anxiety about identity and imperial history." — Tom Paulin, The Times Literary Supplement, 8 Mar. 2002
Sunday, 10 July 2016
Raccoons: "Do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger? Too slow...you're both."
Parrot: "How about a tye dye chicken who screams actual words?"
Ducks: "Just put a surboard mouth on a big pigeon."
Bees: "Put a needle on it's butt and make it's puke delicious!"
Horses: "Make a sexy donkey."
Snakes: "How about a sock that's angry all the time."
Bats: "Make a hairy black potato with wings."
Bugs: "hings aren't weird enough down there."
Hippo: "How about a fat horse?"
Dogs: "Oh these turned out great, I'm going to want them all back at some point."
Octopus: "Give it 8 super strong arms and hands" "Were out of bones." "8 weird floppy arms with suction cup things.
Hedgehog: "So cute but can't cuddle it cause prickly quills or whatever."
Emu: "How about you just take that pile of hay and give it legs."
Chihuahuas: "How about a big nervous wall eyed rat."
Mantis: "Make an insect that does karate and make her bite her husbands head off."
Seahorse: " Give them a horses head, gulls and tiny baby fins.......males give birth."
Pandas: "Cow bears."
Turkey: "Make it a shitty brown peacock....hang a nutsack on it's face."
Turtle: "Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet."
Mosquitoes: I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and slap their own faces."
Spiders: "Make it have 8 legs and 8 eyes....give it a butt rope."
Kittens: "Make them really fluffy and adorable like flurry little hugs.....put razor blades on their feet."