Winnie The Pooh Character Mental Illnesses.

Shower Thoughts

Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly.

At age 30 you have spent a month having birthdays.

Pacman was the first survival game with the undead chasing you.

The band named "Gorillas" is a pun because a group of gorillas is called a band.

50% of Canada is the letter A.

I wonder if I am closer to my birth or my death right now?

You wake up when you die in a dream because you don't know what happens next.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Google is like CTLR F for the entire internet.

Unless your a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.

Your age is just how many laps you have down around a giant fire ball in the centre of the solar system.

A billionaire could give you .01% of their wealth and change your life while they would be virtually unaffected.

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...does that make me weak or strong?

Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.

The person who proof read Hitlers' speeches was a grammar nazi.

When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running to or running from something.

In order to fall asleep you have to pretend to fall asleep.

Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.

Strap-on spelled backwards is no-parts.

The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their victory if they added a corkscrew on their army knife.

"Don't kid yourself" could be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to is a doctor's appointment.

Family Guy is 90% Seth MacFarlane talking to himself.

Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.

History classes will only get harder and longer as time goes on.

A ton of people is literally 12-15 people.

When you bite down on something you are actually biting up because you can't move your top jaw.

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

Why aren't Iphone chargers called Apple Juice?

When you say "Forward" or "Back" your lips move in those directions.

Teenagers drive like they have limited time and the elderly drive like they have all the time in the world.

Pokemoan- Pokemon Themed Sex Toys.

Geeky Sex Toys is selling the limited-edition collector set for $199.99, which comes with all four toys and a pokécase. Or you can buy them separately for $50–69 each.




There’s Bulby, a Bulbasaur-inspired toy with a ~large seed tip~.

Then there’s Charmy, a flame-shaped Charmander-inspired dildo.

There’s Squirty, which is inspired by Squirtle and has a large grooved turtle shell on its back.

And finally, there’s Piky, a butt plug that can turn you into the Pikachu you’ve always dreamed of being.

Pizza Pizza Potato Wedge Review.

I actually hate the pizza Pizza Pizza makes. I probably have made a review of theirs before on another item and ranted about their pizza. Anyway I decided to try their potato wedges, as a lot of their other menu items are good instead of the pizza. I thought they were actually pretty good, especially when still really hot, I was skeptical as I am with their food but I rate them 3.5/5. I def don't think they are as good as the ones from Double Double, they have THE BEST potato wedges.

Tim Hortons. Mango Fruit Chill Drink & "Blueberry" Timbit Review.

The mango fruit chill smells good and tastes good, legit like mango juice in a very soft slushie like consistency lol. Good ^^ lol it's not anything special but I would get it again and at 1.99 for a small ain't too bad. I don't have a fav cold drink from Timmies but this was good, it would be my drink of choice. I miss the peach mango smoothie :(. I rate this one 3/5. The more I drank though the less is settled well with my stomach but it was still good overall. Like I said it was nothing special, it could have been sweeter in my opinion. They had orange pineapple but I'm not sure if orange and pineapple go well together.....I might try it before the summer is up, we will see.

The timbit was some kind of blueberry or blueberry muffin flavour, I thought it was good. I rate it 3.5/5. I'm not huge on blueberry muffins but this a good little bite :). I didn't see the sign I forgot what kind it was called, I tried searching it up and for some reason, none of the ones on google look like this one... XD it's also not on the menu on the website...idk.

Word Of The Day #20.

Solicitous 

Solicitous adj. 1. Marked by or given to anxious care and often hovering attentiveness. 2. Extremely careful; meticulous: “solicitous in matters of behavior.” 3. Anxious or concerned: “a solicitous parent.”

My Promise To You Guys.

I promise as a Youtuber: I will never let any rumours go ignored, I will not feed lies or gossip said about me and I will not do things scandalously or recklessly to get more views or subscribers.

I may clickbait and thirstrap but I will never deny things I have done wrong, if I do wrong and I will not put on a show.....or be someone other than me. I will not do things selfishly and I will have you guys in heart and in mind.....to do good.

Word Of The Day #19.

Intuitive

Intuitive adj. Known automatically: known directly and instinctively, without being discovered or consciously perceived. “He intuitively knew that one day she would become a movie star.”

Cora's. Western Omelette And Peameal Bacon Review.

This was my first time having an omelette from a restaurant lol I normally have them homemade. I know there was bacon bacon in the omelette but I couldn't pass up a side of Peameal bacon! I don't feel 3 slices was enough for the price but meh. I enjoyed the omelette I was just hoping for it to be thicker or at least folded in half haha. I rate the Peameal bacon 4.5/5 and the omelette 3.5/5. Oh I can't forget the roasted potatoes, those were RIGHT! I loved them! They were what I wanted in a breakfast potato :) I rate them 4/5. I also got buttered toast with my order, it was nice and I liked that it was pre-buttered haha so I looked dumb when I asked the woman for butter for the toast, she checked "oh theres butter already on it" I was like whatttt hahaha.

Candy Kittens Eton Mess Candy Review.

I bought these at Winners, there was only ONE bag. I didn't think these could be bought here as I had only seen them sold in the UK from their shop or Topshop. I was excited to try them out, I don't recall if I had ever had candy before from the UK. They certainly are....different. I'm not sure how I feel about them, the taste is acquired. I don't think I would get them again, if I saw them. I rate them 2/5.

Word Of The Day #18

Circuitous

Circuitous adj. Being or taking a roundabout, lengthy course: “He took acircuitous route to avoid traffic.”

Tim Hortons Potato Wedge Review.

I thought I would try out the potato wedges, I'm always nervous about potato wedges, unless they are from a bar those are pretty good majority of the time haha. I decided not to spend 50 cents on a dip, she threw ketchup in the bag anyway haha. I paid 2 bucks for them which is a good price for food there haha, Timmies is rather pricey and sometimes not worth it, depends what you buy though. The first few wedges tasted great, a good potato wedge but they got cold fast and the hard crunchy parts got worse with the cold temp. I would eat them again but I doubt I would buy them again, maybe if I went earlier in the day because going the time I did, probably changed them. I rate them 2.5/5.

Word Of The Day #17

Redact

Redact(ed) tr.v. Edit something: to edit, revise, or delete content in preparation for publication. “The documents were redacted so personal information wasn’t released to the public.”

Tim Hortons. Grilled Breakfast Bagel Review.

I decided to try this out this morning. Four Cheese Bagel With Bacon AND Sausage. You can order sausage or bacon but I got both haha for an extra dollar lol. I shouldve asked for butter on it but oh well haha it was still really good besides not having butter made it a little dry lol. I though felt for some odd reason it was a tad spicy....why?! Im not sure like it was still great haha needed more bacon though but Im sure I wouldve had to pay extra for that too haha, next time ill probably just order bacon only and just double it haha. I didnt like the price though it was almsot 6 bucks with tax so sad...i was better off getting a combo for that price smh....lol I rate it 4.5/5.

Word Of The Day #16.

Repugnant

Repugnant adj. Arousing disgust or aversion; offensive or repulsive.

Word Of The Day #15.

Epochal

Epochal adj. 1. Highly significant or important; momentous: “Epochaldecisions made by the president.” 2. Without parallel: “Epochal stupidity.”

Cora's. Strawberry Pancakes & Tropical Cocktail Review.

I loved the pancakes and between the layers was a custard, I guess haha. It was really good but I didn't get to finish it, as it got really soggy and gross. The fruit cocktail was a strawberry pineapple mango I think haha. It was delicious it just needed rum hahaahaa! I rate the pancakes 4/5 and the drink 4.5/5.

The Daily Crave. Veggie Sticks Review.

They taste like the last ones I had but even less salty....they are bland and I wouldn't get them again. I have been eating too many veggie sticks of different brands over the last not even week and a half haha. I rate them 2/5.

Ruffles Poutine Chips Review.

Smells like really beefy gravy and the taste is acquired lol like beef gravy poured over under cooked fries, I'm not sure how I feel about them. I can't seem to put them down though lol! I rate them 3/5.

Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tarts Review.

The only poptarts I actually like are the smores but I thought I would give these a try. I loved the filling but I'm not a big fan of chocolate esp poptarts haha. I rate them 2.5/5.

Word Of The Day #14

Voracity

Voracity; Voracious adj. Consuming or eager to consume great amounts of food; ravenous. 2. Having or marked by an insatiable appetite for an activity or pursuit; greedy: “A voracious reader.”

Word Of The Day #13.

Episodic

Episodic adj. Happening at irregular intervals. “He has episodicmigraines.”

Taco Bell Quesalupa Review.

A quesalupa is a quesadilla chalupa hybrid. I rate it 4/5 minus the sour cream yuckkkk lol! I was sad the cheese filling didn't start till half way through the shell.

Sensibly Natural. Veggie Sticks Review.

Knock offs from the real veggie straws which are amazing lol these tho are 4/5 it tastes the same just less salty which was okay but I missed the salt haha. I know a lot of people disliked the other brand due to too much salt so these would be perfect for them.

Word Of The Day #12.

Auspices

Auspices n.pl. 1. With the protection or support of someone or something, especially an organization: “Financial aid is being provided under the auspices of NATO.”

"Having a period can't be that bad." Pshhh...

Word Of The Day #11.

Gust 

noun GUST

Definition
: keen delight

Examples
"He was pleased to find his own importance, and he tasted the sweets of companionship with more gust than he had yet done." — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Godolphin, 1833

Word Of The Day #10.

Liminal 

adjective LIM-uh-nul

Definition
1 : of or relating to a sensory threshold
2 : barely perceptible
3 : of, relating to, or being an intermediate state, phase, or condition : in-between,transitional

Examples
"Kipling is drawn to images of his characters sitting in perilous places, because he aims to communicate a liminal anxiety about identity and imperial history." — Tom Paulin, The Times Literary Supplement, 8 Mar. 2002

How God Created Animals. Funny.

Jellyfish: "How about an evil bag?"

Raccoons: "Do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger? Too slow...you're both."

Parrot: "How about a tye dye chicken who screams actual words?"

Ducks: "Just put a surboard mouth on a big pigeon."

Bees: "Put a needle on it's butt and make it's puke delicious!"

Horses: "Make a sexy donkey."

Snakes: "How about a sock that's angry all the time."

Bats: "Make a hairy black potato with wings."

Bugs: "hings aren't weird enough down there."

Hippo: "How about a fat horse?"

Dogs: "Oh these turned out great, I'm going to want them all back at some point."

Octopus: "Give it 8 super strong arms and hands" "Were out of bones." "8 weird floppy arms with suction cup things.

Hedgehog: "So cute but can't cuddle it cause prickly quills or whatever."

Emu: "How about you just take that pile of hay and give it legs."

Chihuahuas: "How about a big nervous wall eyed rat."

Mantis: "Make an insect that does karate and make her bite her husbands head off."

Seahorse: " Give them a horses head, gulls and tiny baby fins.......males give birth."

Pandas: "Cow bears."

Turkey: "Make it a shitty brown peacock....hang a nutsack on it's face."

Turtle: "Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet."

Mosquitoes: I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and slap their own faces."

Spiders: "Make it have 8 legs and 8 eyes....give it a butt rope."

Kittens: "Make them really fluffy and adorable like flurry little hugs.....put razor blades on their feet."