I Didn't Ship Them Till Now. Mcdanno. (By: Femmedplume)

The unrelenting sexual tension between this guy (Steve McGarett)

and this guy (Danny "Danno" Williams)

I mean. I don't ship them.....I DO NOT SHIP THEM.

but like...when they're nice to each other it's great but when they fight? SO REPRESSED. MUCH TENSION. JUST KISS ALREADY. WOW.

Not to mention all the flirtatious language/behaviour:

Danno to McGarrett: What are you wearing?

McGarett: to Danno: I'll think about you the whole time boo-boo (that's a conglomeration of two lines but YES he called danno boo-boo)

McGarett to Danno: *Removes shirt and or pants at any opportunity*

Danno to McGarrett: *Complains about naked partner, stares admiringly.*

McGarett to Danno: *does impressive, manly things like towing Danno back to shore in their dinghy...which requires him to take his shirt off*

Danno to McGarrett: *refuses to admit that manly and impressive McGarett is in fact manly and impressive* "Why do you have to be such a Navy Seal? What is it with Navy Seals? You're such a Navy Seal, Steven. Such a Navy Seal." *stares admiringly, as seen above*

McGarett to Danno: You look good when you clean up, babe. Nice suit/dress blues/ tux. Here, lemme fix your tie.

McGarett to Danno You're not wearing a tie! Just like I asked! *fond smile*

THE CUDDLING

Danno AND McGarett multiple times: *interrupts each other's attempts to sleep with other people*

Danno AND McGarett multiple times: Our marriage. Let's talk about our marriage. This is my partner, Daniel/Steven. We are married.

Everyone Else: So how long have you two been married?/ Hey are you talking to your wife? (When McGarett is on the phone with Danno)

I am not kidding. This is LITERALLY them, At couple's counselling. Arguing about who get's to drive.

And Danny is just so smol and angry...

And McGarett is just so tol and competent and loves his smol angry blond boy.

Ship sails it's goddamn self...man....sails it's goddamn self.