How God Created Animals. Funny.

Jellyfish: "How about an evil bag?"

Raccoons: "Do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger? Too slow...you're both."

Parrot: "How about a tye dye chicken who screams actual words?"

Ducks: "Just put a surboard mouth on a big pigeon."

Bees: "Put a needle on it's butt and make it's puke delicious!"

Horses: "Make a sexy donkey."

Snakes: "How about a sock that's angry all the time."

Bats: "Make a hairy black potato with wings."

Bugs: "hings aren't weird enough down there."

Hippo: "How about a fat horse?"

Dogs: "Oh these turned out great, I'm going to want them all back at some point."

Octopus: "Give it 8 super strong arms and hands" "Were out of bones." "8 weird floppy arms with suction cup things.

Hedgehog: "So cute but can't cuddle it cause prickly quills or whatever."

Emu: "How about you just take that pile of hay and give it legs."

Chihuahuas: "How about a big nervous wall eyed rat."

Mantis: "Make an insect that does karate and make her bite her husbands head off."

Seahorse: " Give them a horses head, gulls and tiny baby fins.......males give birth."

Pandas: "Cow bears."

Turkey: "Make it a shitty brown peacock....hang a nutsack on it's face."

Turtle: "Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet."

Mosquitoes: I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and slap their own faces."

Spiders: "Make it have 8 legs and 8 eyes....give it a butt rope."

Kittens: "Make them really fluffy and adorable like flurry little hugs.....put razor blades on their feet."