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Tuesday 23 February 2016

Hello Parody. Idk don't ask lol.



Hello, it’s me. I was wondering if you go to the liquor store for me, I won’t make it you see for I have high stacks of paper piling up at my fucking feet. Hello from my employment spot, I just really need to do some shots and I’m so sorry for making you go but we can get smashed afterwards....if you want. 

Hello, can you hear me? I want a bottle of good vodka wait....please make it 3. I know it’s Monday but you see, I can’t go on this sober for the rest of this hectic week. 

Hello from the bathroom stall. I’m trying to hide from my boss, he wants me to stay late but I want to go home.....so please come get me, after you get the booze.

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